Dear Ms. Vice President,
Congratulations on your new job. As a working mother, I know that it can be demanding to hold down a job and raise a family. It's important that we build in efficiencies that allow us to make our lives more manageable.
With that in mind, I'm sending you this gift. I figure that it'll be easier for you to control my body and reproductive decisions if you have my uterus close at hand.
Take care and good luck with that whole glass ceiling thing.
Your friend in state-sponsored feminism,
Carolyn Wallach
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
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If Sarah Palin is elected to be the next almost-President of the United States, I'm going to have an elective hysterectomy and send her my uterus. I'll enclose the following note:
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I love it. Maybe her and the First Dude could sit with it as they look out over Russia and discuss foreign policy. Or, they could reform your uterus. She is just such a Maverick and I am sure your uterus will be well taken care of......What a fucking joke this woman is........C
Thank you very much for your kind donation, however, you forgot to enclose a check for a rape kit. We do live in the crystal meth capital of Alaska. So the possibility of your uterus being violated are quite high. We will prey that this does not happen though. But, if it does and due to the age of your uterus, their is a high probability that this child could have Downs Syndrome. Again, we prey that it does not and any devil worshipers that try to gain control of your uterus will be run out of town. However, if in the sad case that they succeed and your uterus is violated, we will require aditional funds, for I have cut the Special Olympics budget. Thanks again, Palin and First Dude
your post just made my sunday morning. good stuff.
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